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All Things Worn sounds like it could be the type of shop where your sister gets a good deal on lightly used Gucci bullshit, but I wouldn’t be talking about it here at ThePornDude if it was just your typical secondhand clothing store. The products they’ve got available are used, just as the name implies, but they’re also a hell of a lot more personal than an overpriced used scarf. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist or a professional masturbator to understand what I’m getting at and what they’re peddling. Hell, I bet some of you pervs are already drooling and getting hard, imagining the feminine aromas wafting out the moment you bust open the package.
As they tell you on the front page, AllThingsWorn.com is “the best community and marketplace to buy and sell used items and digital content online.” That’s a fancy, cleaned-up way of saying it’s a used panty shop with some neat little extras. They’ve been around for a few years now and they’re pretty goddamn popular, with close to a million visitors stopping by every month. Traffic volume is one of the quickest ways to gauge the health of any marketplace, but I was curious what they really had to offer the average used underwear aficionado. With that in mind, I checked my bank balance and loaded up the site.
Unlike the sketchy text-only websites of the old days, AllThingsWorn makes a strong impression right away with a polished, professional presentation. The design straddles the same kind of fine line you find in the better online sex toy shops, somewhere between a respectable marketplace and a porn site. The color scheme and layout say Etsy, but all the babes in their underwear say OnlyFans. I’m happy to see the fetish has reached a point where you don’t have to settle for some half-assed weirdo blog or even worse, a darknet market.
While I imagine most of the visitors and customers are here for the used panties, it’s worth noting that the platform allows sellers to peddle a variety of used items. Besides dirty knickers, you can buy shoes, hosiery, and clothing. By the numbers, about half of the current physical product listings are filed under underwear, with the other half scattered among the other categories.
In the era of OnlyFans, it should come as no surprise that All Things Worn also lets sellers hawk digital goods and services. What could be a better compliment to those soiled G-strings than some pics of the babe wearing them, or perhaps a dirty video where she’s really raking them up her ass crack? AllThingsWorn.com has a growing stash of instant content available to tide you over until those old bras show up in the mail.
Whatever you’re here to buy, or even if you’re just swinging by for a free fap, you can feast your eyes on a whole lot of free sample pics. I really feel like these are vital for used panty sales, because who wants to buy thongs from some mysterious rando when you can buy from a legitimately hot chick? There are some sellers without only a pic or two to gawk at for free, but I really think they’re selling themselves short. Give dudes a boner and they’re more likely to give you money. That’s Economics 101.
I really recommend a peek at this section, because the variety of offerings is too wide for me to fully cover in a 1500-word website review. Right now, the row of Promoted products at the top of the page includes a Google Drive full of fart vids, a shower pissing video, and a custom Tenga Egg that’s been shoved up a tattoo-faced broad’s cooter. That last one even includes a video of the act before she ships it off to you, which frankly ain’t a bad deal for $35. I’ve paid more than that for a terrible blowjob behind 7-11.
There’s a lot of crossover between the Naughty Extras aisle on AllThingsWorn.com and the kind of things you can pay a camwhore to do, like personal JOI vids, cock ratings and just plain ol’ masturbation shows. Not to sound like a jaded old pervert, but I’m more impressed by the stuff that’s hard to find elsewhere, like pedicure foot dust, fully loaded condoms, and 11.5 ounces of Fresh Lemonade shipped discreetly to your front door.
Altogether, All Things Worn has hundreds of thousands of listings, including those used garments, digital products and Naughty Extras. That’s a far cry from the number of SFW products you’ll find on eBay, but it’s absolutely fucking thriving for an adult marketplace. It's a worldwide marketplace, too, so you ain’t limited to used panties and personalized foot fetish videos in your own neck of the woods.
It's great that you’ve got so many different options when it comes to getting your used panty fix, but it does highlight one of the downsides of using All Things Worn: the site doesn’t have its own payment/escrow system. Unlike the more mainstream marketplaces where you can buy MLM bullshit, used guitars and tarot card readings, there’s a bit less security and a little more risk involved here.
While I’d like to think this is a temporary issue, I suspect it’s how they’ll always run the site. The sad truth is that payment processors fucking hate working with adult businesses. You’d probably be surprised by how much sway they have in the porno you watch. Ever wonder why the family-roleplay sites always say “taboo” instead of the dreaded I-word? It’s the same reason you’ll probably never be able to give AllThingsWorn.com your credit card digits directly.
Thankfully, there are workarounds. It should go without saying, but make sure you check out those user reviews before pulling the trigger on a purchase! AllThingsWorn.com has a robust system for user reviews and ratings, so you don’t have to make any purchases totally blind. You’re obviously taking less of a risk on a 5-star seller with a hundred reviews than some rando who just signed up and hasn’t sold anything. They do offer ID verification, which should be at least a little helpful for vetting the newer sellers on the platform.
If you’re wondering how the site makes money, they charge sellers a small fee. It’s fifteen bucks a month or seventy for half a year, which is frankly a steal as long as you’re moving units. OnlyFans takes 20%, but an active panty saleswoman on AllThingsWorn can earn a hell of a lot more than 80%, depending on how many panties and nude pics she’s selling. Buyers, on the other hand, don’t have to pay a goddamn thing just to use the site.
As one of just a few full-featured used panty shops, AllThingsWorn.com is definitely worth a look if you’re into that. It’s a very well-built platform, though, so I don’t think they owe their popularity to rarity alone. They’ve created a hell of a platform, giving both sellers and buyers a convenient, attractive and functional marketplace that’s sure to give the other guys a run for their money. If you haven’t checked it out yet, what are you waiting for?
As they tell you on the front page, AllThingsWorn.com is “the best community and marketplace to buy and sell used items and digital content online.” That’s a fancy, cleaned-up way of saying it’s a used panty shop with some neat little extras. They’ve been around for a few years now and they’re pretty goddamn popular, with close to a million visitors stopping by every month. Traffic volume is one of the quickest ways to gauge the health of any marketplace, but I was curious what they really had to offer the average used underwear aficionado. With that in mind, I checked my bank balance and loaded up the site.
What’s Worn at All Things Worn?
It wasn’t too long ago that fans of pre-worn panties had to settle for whatever they could find, whether that meant raiding your sister’s laundry or sending a money order to some rando on Craigslist. Much of the time, you just had to hope you were really getting what was being offered. There wasn’t any quality control, so you might be buying some fat guy’s drawers with his own butt funk lovingly infused. The younger perverts in the audience have no idea how good they’ve got it, in so many ways.Unlike the sketchy text-only websites of the old days, AllThingsWorn makes a strong impression right away with a polished, professional presentation. The design straddles the same kind of fine line you find in the better online sex toy shops, somewhere between a respectable marketplace and a porn site. The color scheme and layout say Etsy, but all the babes in their underwear say OnlyFans. I’m happy to see the fetish has reached a point where you don’t have to settle for some half-assed weirdo blog or even worse, a darknet market.
While I imagine most of the visitors and customers are here for the used panties, it’s worth noting that the platform allows sellers to peddle a variety of used items. Besides dirty knickers, you can buy shoes, hosiery, and clothing. By the numbers, about half of the current physical product listings are filed under underwear, with the other half scattered among the other categories.
In the era of OnlyFans, it should come as no surprise that All Things Worn also lets sellers hawk digital goods and services. What could be a better compliment to those soiled G-strings than some pics of the babe wearing them, or perhaps a dirty video where she’s really raking them up her ass crack? AllThingsWorn.com has a growing stash of instant content available to tide you over until those old bras show up in the mail.
Whatever you’re here to buy, or even if you’re just swinging by for a free fap, you can feast your eyes on a whole lot of free sample pics. I really feel like these are vital for used panty sales, because who wants to buy thongs from some mysterious rando when you can buy from a legitimately hot chick? There are some sellers without only a pic or two to gawk at for free, but I really think they’re selling themselves short. Give dudes a boner and they’re more likely to give you money. That’s Economics 101.
What About Those Naughty Extras?
I’ve reviewed a few different used panty sites here at ThePornDude, as well as a fair number of OnlyFans knockoffs. While I was impressed with the similar offerings on AllThingsWorn, I wasn’t exactly blown away; this ain’t exactly cutting-edge, game-changing stuff here. I was, however, intrigued by what they call "naughty extras”. The category currently lists over 50,000 items, some tangible and others a bit more nebulous.I really recommend a peek at this section, because the variety of offerings is too wide for me to fully cover in a 1500-word website review. Right now, the row of Promoted products at the top of the page includes a Google Drive full of fart vids, a shower pissing video, and a custom Tenga Egg that’s been shoved up a tattoo-faced broad’s cooter. That last one even includes a video of the act before she ships it off to you, which frankly ain’t a bad deal for $35. I’ve paid more than that for a terrible blowjob behind 7-11.
There’s a lot of crossover between the Naughty Extras aisle on AllThingsWorn.com and the kind of things you can pay a camwhore to do, like personal JOI vids, cock ratings and just plain ol’ masturbation shows. Not to sound like a jaded old pervert, but I’m more impressed by the stuff that’s hard to find elsewhere, like pedicure foot dust, fully loaded condoms, and 11.5 ounces of Fresh Lemonade shipped discreetly to your front door.
Altogether, All Things Worn has hundreds of thousands of listings, including those used garments, digital products and Naughty Extras. That’s a far cry from the number of SFW products you’ll find on eBay, but it’s absolutely fucking thriving for an adult marketplace. It's a worldwide marketplace, too, so you ain’t limited to used panties and personalized foot fetish videos in your own neck of the woods.
So, How Does This All Work?
As I was perusing the selection of used thongs currently available, I couldn’t help noticing that sellers accept a wide variety of payments. Some take PayPal, Venmo and CashApp, others seem to prefer Amazon Gift Cards, and I saw a bunch of them who accepted KinkCoins. Bank Transfers, Google Pay, and Buy Me A Coffee were also listed under a number of listings.It's great that you’ve got so many different options when it comes to getting your used panty fix, but it does highlight one of the downsides of using All Things Worn: the site doesn’t have its own payment/escrow system. Unlike the more mainstream marketplaces where you can buy MLM bullshit, used guitars and tarot card readings, there’s a bit less security and a little more risk involved here.
While I’d like to think this is a temporary issue, I suspect it’s how they’ll always run the site. The sad truth is that payment processors fucking hate working with adult businesses. You’d probably be surprised by how much sway they have in the porno you watch. Ever wonder why the family-roleplay sites always say “taboo” instead of the dreaded I-word? It’s the same reason you’ll probably never be able to give AllThingsWorn.com your credit card digits directly.
Thankfully, there are workarounds. It should go without saying, but make sure you check out those user reviews before pulling the trigger on a purchase! AllThingsWorn.com has a robust system for user reviews and ratings, so you don’t have to make any purchases totally blind. You’re obviously taking less of a risk on a 5-star seller with a hundred reviews than some rando who just signed up and hasn’t sold anything. They do offer ID verification, which should be at least a little helpful for vetting the newer sellers on the platform.
If you’re wondering how the site makes money, they charge sellers a small fee. It’s fifteen bucks a month or seventy for half a year, which is frankly a steal as long as you’re moving units. OnlyFans takes 20%, but an active panty saleswoman on AllThingsWorn can earn a hell of a lot more than 80%, depending on how many panties and nude pics she’s selling. Buyers, on the other hand, don’t have to pay a goddamn thing just to use the site.
As one of just a few full-featured used panty shops, AllThingsWorn.com is definitely worth a look if you’re into that. It’s a very well-built platform, though, so I don’t think they owe their popularity to rarity alone. They’ve created a hell of a platform, giving both sellers and buyers a convenient, attractive and functional marketplace that’s sure to give the other guys a run for their money. If you haven’t checked it out yet, what are you waiting for?
- used panty marketplace
- shoes, hosiery, and clothing too
- fapworthy pics, vids and “naughty extras” for sale
- lots of free sample pics
- hundreds of thousands of listings
- a variety of payment methods accepted
- user reviews and ratings
- no built-in payment/escrow system