WTF BestVibe

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Why settle for less than the Best Vibe in the world when you’re watching dirty movies and playing with yourself? That’s probably the type of rhetorical question these guys were hoping you’d ask yourself as soon as you saw the name. The thing is, almost every website out there claims to be the best in their chosen category. Is this just another bigmouthed but empty brag, the work of clever marketing gurus, or do they truly offer world-class genital vibrations that put the other brands to shame?



By the numbers, they certainly ain’t hurting. BestVibe.co.uk gets close to a million visitors stopping by every month to peruse their extensive collection of sex toys for sale. They’ve been shipping their dick-strokers and clit stimulators around the world for a decade now, earning their place in the hearts and sex fantasies of perverts damn near everywhere. Ejaculation is one of my very favorite activities, so naturally I was eager to check out some newfangled gizmos designed to help me do just that.



Check Out These Vibes​

BestVibe makes a strong impression right from the front page, with a sleek, clean and modern presentation. Paysites and free tubes that have been around for a decade tend to show their ages, but a shop like this one has more of an incentive to update their layout with the times. Spending money in crusty-looking shops often feels sketchy, but I have no doubt I’m going to receive what I order with these guys.




On a similar note, I know I’m going to receive whatever I order quickly.

With multiple warehouses around the world, they offer fast shipping almost everywhere​

Do yourself a favor and hit the dropdown menu in the corner to view a localized version of BestVibe; they’ve got sites for the UK, the USA, Germany, France, Italy and Japan. The fact that they can compete in the Japanese market says something, because the Land of the Rising Sun has long been ahead of the curve with regards to futuristic sex toys.




Not only is it fast, but shipping is free, too. This ain’t Amazon Prime, though, so you do have to reach a certain threshold to cash in on the free shipping. At BestVibe.co.uk, you’ve got to spend at least £39, while Americans have to spend $69. Since they sell mid-high quality adult toys, you shouldn’t really have any trouble reaching those numbers unless you’ve really got your heart set on one of their cheapos.



Like any good online shop, Best Vibe runs sales fairly regularly, and I happened to review the site during one of their big promotions. They’ve got automated prostate massagers, rotating masturbators and disembodied booties for up to 60% off right now, which has me reaching for my wallet. On top of the regular sales, new customers can get 15% off their first order. It’s the same kind of deal you find elsewhere: sign up for a little bit of email spam and get a few bucks off.



Can I Put My Dick in That?​

As implied by the name, a lot of the gizmos and doodads at Best Vibe vibrate. Not all of them do, though. In fact, they’ve got a really wide selection of adult toys for men, women and couples. They’ve broken down the selection into a handful of categories like Masturbators, Vibrators, Dildos and Anal Toys, plus Penis Pumps, Cock Rings, G-Spot massagers and more Realistic devices designed to look and feel like real human flesh.




Since most of my visitors here at ThePornDude tend to be stroking their own dongs, I checked out the site’s Male section first. They put some of their most popular products out front, including masturbation cups, anal toys, and big, juicy, realistic butts. The brand is known for its electronic gadgets, so a lot of these things vibrate, thrust, rotate and suck.



As a guy who jacks off, fucks pornstars and looks at adult websites for a living, one of things I noticed right away was the prices.

Best Vibe’s electronic toys are on the cheaper end of the spectrum compared to much of the competition​

They’ve got dick vibrators starting at around £30, with more powerful and elaborate options available for well under a hundo. Contrast that to the buzzing male masturbators from big names like Tenga or Fleshlight, where you’ll often pay for more for just the entry-level models.




I think their current flagship might be the Bestvibe Hand-free LCD Sucking Thrusting Vibrating Male Masturbator, which is currently on sale for £77. The LCD screen is one of those gimmicks that might be bullshit or it might change your life, but I want to try it out to see for myself. To me, the product’s bigger selling points are the glans stimulation and the multiple modes of vibration, thrusting and suction.



If you like your butthole stimulated, BestVibe.co.uk also has a range of prostate vibrators starting at £25. These are admittedly not my area of expertise, but I see a lot of 5-star reviews from happy customers. Users can post their ratings and reviews here, and I always recommend checking those out whenever possible. These days, you’d be kind of a dumbass not to do a little homework before buying stuff online, but that’s why you’re here, right?



The range of realistic butts and torsos offered is a little bit skimpy compared to the shops I’ve reviewed on my list of Sex Doll Shops. You’d have a lot more options elsewhere, but for what it’s worth, BestVibe’s low prices do extend to their fake bumbums. They’ve got a headless, limbless, fuckable torso for just under 50 pounds, and a big ol’ bubble butt for 80.



And Something for the Ladies, Too​

Next, I checked out the girl stuff BestVibe.co.uk had to offer. I know most of my readers are dudes, and some of you are a little bit intimidated by big, vibrating fake cocks, but they open up a whole world of play with your female friends. If you don’t believe me, check out the fun I’ve had with a couple vibrators over at PornDudeCasting. The pornstars who visit me seem to love them, and the toys seem to really get them in the mood to have dirty sex with me.




As with the selection of male toys, Best Vibe’s biggest sellers for women are the ones that buzz, suck, lick and thrust. Again, the prices are really fucking reasonable for electronic sex toys. Many of the G-spot vibrators, clit lickers and simulated tongues among the front-page spread go for about £50 a pop. A regular ol’ dildo can be had for barely more than a tenner.



Is it a surprise that the classics may still be the biggest sellers? Listed at the very bottom of the page, I found the Bestvibe Brown Rattlesnake 3 IN 1 Remote Control Dildo. So many of their products look like futuristic blobs of plastic designed by Apple, but this one just looks like a big, black dick. It’s got 54 reviews, though, more than any of their other dildos or vibrators, with a 4.9 rating. If you’ve been hunting for a good Mother’s Day gift, look no further.



Finally, I dropped into Best Vibe’s Couples area for a look at their strap-ons, cock rings, double-ended dildos and other devices aimed at horny duos. They’ve got penis extenders for the smaller dudes, testicle vibrators for the masochists, and a nice range of water-based lubes for everyone to stay nice and slippery. Hell, I stock up on the stuff even if I’m just going to be working solo.



If you ask me, BestVibe.co.uk has fairly earned their reputation. They’ve got all kinds of knickknacks and gadgetry for helping you and your partner get off, but for my money, it's their selection of electronic masturbators that really set the shop apart from some of the other brands out there. Dick strokers and clit buzzers tend to explode in price when you start adding high-tech features, but these guys offer a nice range of USB-chargeable pleasure devices that won’t break the bank. If you’re in the market for one, I’d definitely include BestVibe on your shortlist.
  • online sex toy shop
  • free shipping
  • warehouses around the world – fast shipping everywhere
  • 15% off coupon for first order
  • a wide variety of adult toys
  • low-priced electronic masturbators
  • customer reviews
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