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Link: https://hot.com
Bring it on, boys! Get out of the mothafuckin' closet, think outside the box, do something about that goddamn, man-craving boner! Why not hire an escort? Forget about the stigma, prejudices, and shit. Escorts are always up for something fun, and they won't complain about your idiotic sense of humor as long as the dough keeps coming. And, with gay escorts, you won't have to worry about period cramps, PMS, and hysterical mood swings. Bring it on, indeed!
So, what the hell is hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery anyway? First things first! Hot.com is a kind of a naughty search engine or a perfect substitute for a tour guide. Who wants to watch those goddamned ruins in Greece anyways? Greece, USA, Italy, anywhere you find yourself, hot.com is gonna help you find naughty stuff. Today, for some fucked-up reason, I decided to see what this search engine has to offer in terms of gay escorts. That brought me to hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery. Let's see what I found out!
Let's pretend that you're a complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about how escorting works, and I pretend that I care about gay escorts. This "complete idiot" premise has done wonders for my other website, where I help webmasters. Never mind! Escorts are people who have a job to entertain. Something like a stripper that is willing to dine with you or a hooker that is fine with kissing, dirty jokes, and a couple of compliments. The best of both worlds, to cut a long story short.
Sometimes, men hire escorts in their towns/cities, but it takes a serious set of balls. Your mama might run into you, or someone could take a picture of you and your escorts and blackmail you later. Stay safe, for Christ's sake! Since you are gay, the balls are not your forte, meaning that you are gonna search for escorts outside your location, or better said, once you get on some kind of trip. This is where hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery comes into play.
Hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery tracks your location and shows you a list of escorts in the region, along with the photos. No shit, Sherlock! I was annoyed by the fact that I couldn't switch this whole search ordeal to the country of my choice. The page kept showing available escorts in my city, and what if I wanted to plan a date with an escort before my trip to Italy next week, for example!? I would have to wait to get there and then turn to hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery. I don't think it's convenient! Not convenient AT ALL!
Who do you think I am?! A horny gay who gets swept off his feet the moment he spots a sturdy prick? Let me tell you something...the only prick I've ever seen is my own, and I plan to keep it that way! I'm here to help your gay asses out, and I don't want you to trouble your twinkly little eyes on some crappy design. I know that aesthetics means so much to you!
The website name Hot is colorful, you know, the point is to resemble the pride flag. Cute! ( This is the first time I've used the word Cute in my goddamn life - I need to stop reviewing gay sites ASAP) My hand moves the mouse instinctively, trying to make me click on the Female button and forget about this whole dick ordeal, but my mind is set. I would settle for shemale at this point because the tits in this stash must be better than the ones in the gay one, but my hand doesn't move a fucking inch. That's how strong I am! It is what it is! Dicks? Not a problem! TPD is a warrior!
The stuff that matters is highlighted in pride colors, and the rest is all-white. I'm on the verge of saying that hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery looks too plain, but it's not a smut page. The images of gay escorts are there, as well as the phone numbers, and I guess that's enough. Not a single ad on the page is surprising! Down at the bottom of the homepage, hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery shows shortcuts to some social media platforms, FAQ, advertise, and other sections, as well as my current location, which I was happy to turn off.
Hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery is a diverse place, but it's kinda expected since it's a search engine that just collects data from other websites and puts it in one place. I was browsing around my list of gay escorts, realizing that the gay world offers the same amount of diversity as the straight one. In the straight world, I would want to know if a chick swallows or has natural tits, and gays look at pricks. The first page of hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery is teeming with all sorts of men, twinks, and gaylords, black and ivory, tattooed and demure-looking gays.
A black dude caught my attention. Actually, his banana-shaped phallus did because it's so fucking curved that I can't understand its penetration route. The poor man probably has to lean his left hip against his partner and target the hole with utter precision, only to insert the tip of his huge dick in the right place. That's not important. The important thing is that the man is fully vaccinated, educated, smart, loves to listen, and gives great massages.
I went with the next escort option, only to see a bald stud who claims to be a complete Alpha, not a bun, always a hot dog, and always respectful. This fella is able to travel, if the money is good, come to your location, boss you around, and finally shove his prick deep inside your asshole. What's important is that hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery doesn't have anything to do with the escort - you take that phone number, make a call, hook up and deal with consequences. Make sure to double-check the escort agencies behind the gays before you reach the final decision because it's far cheaper to check than spend the greens on a discreet, private, and respectful doctor.
You are not blind! You see the list on hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery that allows you to tick a box of your liking and filter the content to meet your needs. Choose ethnicity - black, white, Arab, and whatnot, nationality, hair color, and age (up to 60 years old). Just to see what would happen, I changed my IP and found myself in Romania, at least virtually. All of a sudden, some other boxes on the list appeared, like green and blue for the eyes, and the max age of escorts was 39. I guess that the filters change depending on the region of your choice. I think it's a good idea, but then again, who says that Americans can't have dark hair (the only two options in this case are blonde and brown)? Confusing, if you ask me!
Of course, the number of results depends on how many and which filters you use and the region that you are searching. I really think that it's time to quit bullshitting! You understand how it works. What's important is that hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery is completely free. The page doesn't require visitors to sign-up or take any other extra steps to use hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery. Another reason for you gays to love this joint.
I am more of a smut man, but I understand that people sometimes need more than XXX scenes. Sometimes, people are too kinky to get their share of satisfaction online, sometimes, they are lonely, and sometimes they are old-fashioned. Some dudes still believe in chemistry between two people that always results in awesome sex. Yeah, I've dedicated my life to porn, writing reviews about sites I would have never visited if I wasn't TPD, mentioning names of women that I will never meet, but I still believe that human interaction is everything.
Stop wasting your time sightseeing! It's not gonna help with sore balls! Why not hook up with an escort? Why wait till you find yourself on foreign soil to try out the charms of escorts? Grow some balls! Use hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery to find the gay escort of your liking. The rest is a fucking breeze! Set up a meeting, brush your teeth and wash your willy, and set on the journey to satisfaction. The absolute best way to spend your lonely nights! Give it a go! You'll thank me later!
Bring it on, boys! Get out of the mothafuckin' closet, think outside the box, do something about that goddamn, man-craving boner! Why not hire an escort? Forget about the stigma, prejudices, and shit. Escorts are always up for something fun, and they won't complain about your idiotic sense of humor as long as the dough keeps coming. And, with gay escorts, you won't have to worry about period cramps, PMS, and hysterical mood swings. Bring it on, indeed!
So, what the hell is hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery anyway? First things first! Hot.com is a kind of a naughty search engine or a perfect substitute for a tour guide. Who wants to watch those goddamned ruins in Greece anyways? Greece, USA, Italy, anywhere you find yourself, hot.com is gonna help you find naughty stuff. Today, for some fucked-up reason, I decided to see what this search engine has to offer in terms of gay escorts. That brought me to hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery. Let's see what I found out!
Time to play a pretending game
Let's pretend that you're a complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about how escorting works, and I pretend that I care about gay escorts. This "complete idiot" premise has done wonders for my other website, where I help webmasters. Never mind! Escorts are people who have a job to entertain. Something like a stripper that is willing to dine with you or a hooker that is fine with kissing, dirty jokes, and a couple of compliments. The best of both worlds, to cut a long story short.
Sometimes, men hire escorts in their towns/cities, but it takes a serious set of balls. Your mama might run into you, or someone could take a picture of you and your escorts and blackmail you later. Stay safe, for Christ's sake! Since you are gay, the balls are not your forte, meaning that you are gonna search for escorts outside your location, or better said, once you get on some kind of trip. This is where hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery comes into play.
Hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery tracks your location and shows you a list of escorts in the region, along with the photos. No shit, Sherlock! I was annoyed by the fact that I couldn't switch this whole search ordeal to the country of my choice. The page kept showing available escorts in my city, and what if I wanted to plan a date with an escort before my trip to Italy next week, for example!? I would have to wait to get there and then turn to hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery. I don't think it's convenient! Not convenient AT ALL!
Did you really think that I'm gonna miss the chance to discuss the design?
Who do you think I am?! A horny gay who gets swept off his feet the moment he spots a sturdy prick? Let me tell you something...the only prick I've ever seen is my own, and I plan to keep it that way! I'm here to help your gay asses out, and I don't want you to trouble your twinkly little eyes on some crappy design. I know that aesthetics means so much to you!
The website name Hot is colorful, you know, the point is to resemble the pride flag. Cute! ( This is the first time I've used the word Cute in my goddamn life - I need to stop reviewing gay sites ASAP) My hand moves the mouse instinctively, trying to make me click on the Female button and forget about this whole dick ordeal, but my mind is set. I would settle for shemale at this point because the tits in this stash must be better than the ones in the gay one, but my hand doesn't move a fucking inch. That's how strong I am! It is what it is! Dicks? Not a problem! TPD is a warrior!
The stuff that matters is highlighted in pride colors, and the rest is all-white. I'm on the verge of saying that hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery looks too plain, but it's not a smut page. The images of gay escorts are there, as well as the phone numbers, and I guess that's enough. Not a single ad on the page is surprising! Down at the bottom of the homepage, hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery shows shortcuts to some social media platforms, FAQ, advertise, and other sections, as well as my current location, which I was happy to turn off.
What's up with your dick, man?
Hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery is a diverse place, but it's kinda expected since it's a search engine that just collects data from other websites and puts it in one place. I was browsing around my list of gay escorts, realizing that the gay world offers the same amount of diversity as the straight one. In the straight world, I would want to know if a chick swallows or has natural tits, and gays look at pricks. The first page of hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery is teeming with all sorts of men, twinks, and gaylords, black and ivory, tattooed and demure-looking gays.
A black dude caught my attention. Actually, his banana-shaped phallus did because it's so fucking curved that I can't understand its penetration route. The poor man probably has to lean his left hip against his partner and target the hole with utter precision, only to insert the tip of his huge dick in the right place. That's not important. The important thing is that the man is fully vaccinated, educated, smart, loves to listen, and gives great massages.
I went with the next escort option, only to see a bald stud who claims to be a complete Alpha, not a bun, always a hot dog, and always respectful. This fella is able to travel, if the money is good, come to your location, boss you around, and finally shove his prick deep inside your asshole. What's important is that hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery doesn't have anything to do with the escort - you take that phone number, make a call, hook up and deal with consequences. Make sure to double-check the escort agencies behind the gays before you reach the final decision because it's far cheaper to check than spend the greens on a discreet, private, and respectful doctor.
The filtering tools are the best thing about this place
You are not blind! You see the list on hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery that allows you to tick a box of your liking and filter the content to meet your needs. Choose ethnicity - black, white, Arab, and whatnot, nationality, hair color, and age (up to 60 years old). Just to see what would happen, I changed my IP and found myself in Romania, at least virtually. All of a sudden, some other boxes on the list appeared, like green and blue for the eyes, and the max age of escorts was 39. I guess that the filters change depending on the region of your choice. I think it's a good idea, but then again, who says that Americans can't have dark hair (the only two options in this case are blonde and brown)? Confusing, if you ask me!
Of course, the number of results depends on how many and which filters you use and the region that you are searching. I really think that it's time to quit bullshitting! You understand how it works. What's important is that hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery is completely free. The page doesn't require visitors to sign-up or take any other extra steps to use hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery. Another reason for you gays to love this joint.
It's time to get gay
I am more of a smut man, but I understand that people sometimes need more than XXX scenes. Sometimes, people are too kinky to get their share of satisfaction online, sometimes, they are lonely, and sometimes they are old-fashioned. Some dudes still believe in chemistry between two people that always results in awesome sex. Yeah, I've dedicated my life to porn, writing reviews about sites I would have never visited if I wasn't TPD, mentioning names of women that I will never meet, but I still believe that human interaction is everything.
Stop wasting your time sightseeing! It's not gonna help with sore balls! Why not hook up with an escort? Why wait till you find yourself on foreign soil to try out the charms of escorts? Grow some balls! Use hot.com/gay-escorts/gallery to find the gay escort of your liking. The rest is a fucking breeze! Set up a meeting, brush your teeth and wash your willy, and set on the journey to satisfaction. The absolute best way to spend your lonely nights! Give it a go! You'll thank me later!
likes
- plenty of filtering tools
- a neat collection of gay escorts in your region
- the site is completely free to use
hates
- you can't change the location on the website