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Have you seen My Robot Doll? I’m not talking about any of my homemade experiments built out of vacuum cleaners and Pringles cans, like the one that sent me to the ER a few times last year or the one that got me booted out of a matinee showing of Peter Pan and Wendy. Nah, I’m talking about the website of the same name and the titular playthings within. They’ve been around for a couple years and pull about a quarter million visitors a month, so there’s a decent chance you’ve at least done some window shopping if you’re into the type of wares they’re hawking.
Sure, it’s still a niche market, but I think it’s becoming just a little more mainstream every year. MyRobotDoll.com sells highly realistic love dolls made of TPE and silicone. We’ve come a long fucking way from those inflatable bimbos you can buy at the local porn store that smells like body odor and old cum, and these guys have got a hell of a selection to peruse. Hell, even if you ain’t currently in the market for a synthetic companion, I think it’s always worthwhile to know what’s available, just in case. With that in mind, let’s take a look!
I’ve reviewed a number of sites that sell sex dolls straight from the factory. The direct-to-consumer outfits can often help you score a good deal, especially if you’re looking for custom work, but do come with some major downsides. For one thing, the selection is obviously going to be smaller if you’re just working with a singular factory, and there are often language barriers and broken Engrish to deal with.
MyRobotDoll, on the other hand, stocks their shelves with dolls from dozens of the top brands. Starpery, Fanreal, Irontech, Elsa Babe and SE Doll are just a handful of the well-known manufacturers represented here, and they’ll let you browse by maker if you already know of a factory putting out the kind of girl you’re interested in. The biggest brands even have their own big-ass front-page links with sexy shots of their products. I swear, the Fanreal thumbnail looks like a photo of Selena Gomez and had me checking my bank balance and credit limits. I wouldn’t mind her in my life, in my closet or under my bed!
If you’re ordering a custom waifu, you’re still going to face some potentially long wait times, as the custom models still ship from China. That said, they have warehouses around the world, and you can browse the local stock if you’re looking to get your companion sooner. They’ve currently got stockpiles in Australia, Belgium and the USA, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the list expands as My Robot Doll continues to grow in popularity.
And why wouldn’t they grow in popularity? I’ve already mentioned the increasing acceptance of synthetic companions, and MyRobotDoll carries some damn fine ones. The worldwide warehouses are definitely a plus, and they even offer free worldwide shipping. Keep in mind that depending on where you live, you may have some extra duties and taxes to worry about, but they’ll handle that shit for you if you’re in the EU, Russia or USA.
It ain’t just the different brands, which I’ve already touched on. They’ve also got almost any type of babe you could imagine, from buxom blondes to slim brunettes to athletic redheads. White girls, Asians, and ebony dolls are available at the drop of a hat, at any legal age, from 18+ teens to MILFs to mature fake babes who look a little like your mom. Well, if she were a little more fuckable, anyway.
MyRobotDoll.com specializes in female dolls, probably because most of the market consists of straight dudes. They’re inclusive, though, so they’ve also got a handful of transgender love dolls and over a hundred male models at this point. I’d make a Zoolander joke, but that might date me, and I’d rather die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
I feel like the dolls styled after realistic human women are old hat at this point, which ain’t to say I don’t find myself lusting after them. Still, I’m always curious what kind of oddball units these shops sell. MyRobotDoll offers a mighty fine selection for the freaks, weebs and assorted pervs, including big-eyed anime girls, rabbit-faced furry broads, pointy-eyed elven women and aliens with weird skin tones. There’s even a thick babe with huge jugs and a horse head!
MyRobotDoll carries a brand called Doll’s Castle, which specializes in those weird-ass love dolls. I’m genuinely curious who the target audience is, but I imagine it’s a lot of the same weeaboos cranking off to alien inflation hentai and other tomfoolery. The Doll’s Castle line includes babes with massive, elongated titties, freakish women reminiscent of Star Trek’s various forehead aliens, and one manga chick with a big, stretched-out vagina. Is that considered a prolapse?
Since the site is called MyRobotDoll.com, I went in thinking they’d specialize in dolls with next-generation robotic features. I was a little off in my assessment, but not too far: they have about a dozen robotic chicks with built-in AI tech. The robot chicks have features like voices, moving eyes and smiling mouths. They’re pricey, sure, but arguably not as expensive as real women.
MyRobotDoll.com also has some of the best search filters I’ve seen on one of these shops. Flipping through the selection can be a pain in the balls when they’ve got so much to offer, but the sidebar menu lets you dial in your preferred ethnicity, body type, booby size, age, height, material and more. You can even select your location if you’re hoping to find a model stocked locally for faster shipping.
Even if you don’t splurge on a unique mug, you’ll find a ton of customization options available. If you like the chubby body on that horsehead chick but don’t want to fuck an anthropomorphized equine, you can have them slap a prettier head on her. Eye color, hair color, skin tone, and vagina style are just a few of the criteria you can tweak to create your perfect dream girl.
Between the hundreds of different love dolls and the wide range of customization options, there’s something for basically everyone at MyRobotDoll.com—as long as you can afford it. As always, the relatively high prices are going to be the bottleneck for most curious perverts. I know there are a lot of interested parties who are still on the fence, because after all, it’s a big investment in money, space, and your ability to have human company over. These dolls are a little more enticing and affordable every day, so my advice is to see what’s available and consider whether you want to keep thumbing through uggos on Tinder. The simulated ladies of MyRobotDoll are gorgeous, always available, and you never have to buy them dinner.
Sure, it’s still a niche market, but I think it’s becoming just a little more mainstream every year. MyRobotDoll.com sells highly realistic love dolls made of TPE and silicone. We’ve come a long fucking way from those inflatable bimbos you can buy at the local porn store that smells like body odor and old cum, and these guys have got a hell of a selection to peruse. Hell, even if you ain’t currently in the market for a synthetic companion, I think it’s always worthwhile to know what’s available, just in case. With that in mind, let’s take a look!
Big-Name Doll Brands by the Dozens
MyRobotDoll looks from the front like any other decent online shop full of adult toys. They don’t have the flashiest layout nor the most lowkey, hovering somewhere in the land of average web design for an internet store in 2024. If you’ve been browsing around for high-end love dolls, the first thing you notice will probably be the same thing I noticed within seconds: the range of fake babes all over the front page.I’ve reviewed a number of sites that sell sex dolls straight from the factory. The direct-to-consumer outfits can often help you score a good deal, especially if you’re looking for custom work, but do come with some major downsides. For one thing, the selection is obviously going to be smaller if you’re just working with a singular factory, and there are often language barriers and broken Engrish to deal with.
MyRobotDoll, on the other hand, stocks their shelves with dolls from dozens of the top brands. Starpery, Fanreal, Irontech, Elsa Babe and SE Doll are just a handful of the well-known manufacturers represented here, and they’ll let you browse by maker if you already know of a factory putting out the kind of girl you’re interested in. The biggest brands even have their own big-ass front-page links with sexy shots of their products. I swear, the Fanreal thumbnail looks like a photo of Selena Gomez and had me checking my bank balance and credit limits. I wouldn’t mind her in my life, in my closet or under my bed!
If you’re ordering a custom waifu, you’re still going to face some potentially long wait times, as the custom models still ship from China. That said, they have warehouses around the world, and you can browse the local stock if you’re looking to get your companion sooner. They’ve currently got stockpiles in Australia, Belgium and the USA, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the list expands as My Robot Doll continues to grow in popularity.
And why wouldn’t they grow in popularity? I’ve already mentioned the increasing acceptance of synthetic companions, and MyRobotDoll carries some damn fine ones. The worldwide warehouses are definitely a plus, and they even offer free worldwide shipping. Keep in mind that depending on where you live, you may have some extra duties and taxes to worry about, but they’ll handle that shit for you if you’re in the EU, Russia or USA.
Want to Meet My Robot Doll?
As more and more sex doll shops pop up on the market, I’ve found that the perks all start lining up. Free shipping is all but standard at this point, and this ain’t the first of these shops I’ve reviewed that had warehouses around the world. At this point, one of the main things that sets one joint apart from the others is the selection. Well, my friends, My Robot Doll offers a hell of a range of fake women.It ain’t just the different brands, which I’ve already touched on. They’ve also got almost any type of babe you could imagine, from buxom blondes to slim brunettes to athletic redheads. White girls, Asians, and ebony dolls are available at the drop of a hat, at any legal age, from 18+ teens to MILFs to mature fake babes who look a little like your mom. Well, if she were a little more fuckable, anyway.
MyRobotDoll.com specializes in female dolls, probably because most of the market consists of straight dudes. They’re inclusive, though, so they’ve also got a handful of transgender love dolls and over a hundred male models at this point. I’d make a Zoolander joke, but that might date me, and I’d rather die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
I feel like the dolls styled after realistic human women are old hat at this point, which ain’t to say I don’t find myself lusting after them. Still, I’m always curious what kind of oddball units these shops sell. MyRobotDoll offers a mighty fine selection for the freaks, weebs and assorted pervs, including big-eyed anime girls, rabbit-faced furry broads, pointy-eyed elven women and aliens with weird skin tones. There’s even a thick babe with huge jugs and a horse head!
MyRobotDoll carries a brand called Doll’s Castle, which specializes in those weird-ass love dolls. I’m genuinely curious who the target audience is, but I imagine it’s a lot of the same weeaboos cranking off to alien inflation hentai and other tomfoolery. The Doll’s Castle line includes babes with massive, elongated titties, freakish women reminiscent of Star Trek’s various forehead aliens, and one manga chick with a big, stretched-out vagina. Is that considered a prolapse?
Since the site is called MyRobotDoll.com, I went in thinking they’d specialize in dolls with next-generation robotic features. I was a little off in my assessment, but not too far: they have about a dozen robotic chicks with built-in AI tech. The robot chicks have features like voices, moving eyes and smiling mouths. They’re pricey, sure, but arguably not as expensive as real women.
MyRobotDoll.com also has some of the best search filters I’ve seen on one of these shops. Flipping through the selection can be a pain in the balls when they’ve got so much to offer, but the sidebar menu lets you dial in your preferred ethnicity, body type, booby size, age, height, material and more. You can even select your location if you’re hoping to find a model stocked locally for faster shipping.
Find Your Perfect Doll at My Robot Doll
One of the most enticing offerings I found at MyRobotDoll were the custom faces. They can make a sex doll that looks like anybody you want. The marketing’s a little weird, suggesting you can order a custom doll based off a loved one who died, but it’s hard to complain about the results. They’ve got a step-by-step pictorial of the process, and now I’m wondering how many old photos I have of women I’ve known and loved.Even if you don’t splurge on a unique mug, you’ll find a ton of customization options available. If you like the chubby body on that horsehead chick but don’t want to fuck an anthropomorphized equine, you can have them slap a prettier head on her. Eye color, hair color, skin tone, and vagina style are just a few of the criteria you can tweak to create your perfect dream girl.
Between the hundreds of different love dolls and the wide range of customization options, there’s something for basically everyone at MyRobotDoll.com—as long as you can afford it. As always, the relatively high prices are going to be the bottleneck for most curious perverts. I know there are a lot of interested parties who are still on the fence, because after all, it’s a big investment in money, space, and your ability to have human company over. These dolls are a little more enticing and affordable every day, so my advice is to see what’s available and consider whether you want to keep thumbing through uggos on Tinder. The simulated ladies of MyRobotDoll are gorgeous, always available, and you never have to buy them dinner.
- premium sex doll shop
- dozens of top doll manufacturers
- free worldwide shipping
- awesome selection
- anime, furry, alien, and legit robot sex dolls
- great search filters
- custom faces
- tons of customization options
- not as many robots as i expected