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When pocket twats get boring, Only Dolls can adequately simulate the full experience of banging a whole-ass babe. That’s perhaps an oversimplification of the matter, but admit it, you’re reading this review because you’ve already fucked your way through a bunch of the cheapo male masturbation toys and you’re looking for an upgrade. Hey, I’ve been there. I was actually trying to build my own full-sized sex doll for a while, but after my seventh trip to ER, I decided it just wasn’t worth it. I’ve found the professionally built models to have far fewer jagged edges and irritating textures, to say nothing of those highly engineered fake boobies, butts and fuck holes.
OnlyDolls.com calls itself The #1 Sex Doll Marketplace, which is honestly the kind of big-dick brag I expect from any type of shop, video tube, or paysite. The site gets around 40,000 visitors a month, which says something—but what, exactly? Businesses like this get a lot of window shoppers and rubberneckers, which is why I was so eager to have a look myself at what they have to offer. They sell full-size sex dolls of all genders, trannies included, so they’ve got products that should appeal to all kinds of horny Barbie humpers. Let’s see what they’ve got for your old friend ThePornDude.
One of the things I noticed right away, besides all the sexy ladies made of TPE, was that all the text is written in clear English by a native English speaker. It’s a small detail but it has some serious implications. The site’s a little bit easier to navigate and understand than one written in Asian Engrish, but it's the pricing and ship times that you’re going to care about more.
OnlyDolls.com is based out of Florida, which means you can get your sex doll fast if you live in the US. According to their Why Choose Only Dolls page, they ship within days from one of their three US-based warehouses, so you’re not going to be waiting for months as your new lover flops around in a coffin-sized box on the ocean. That said, they offer free shipping to anywhere in the world.
Some of you cheapskates are probably shaking your head at the idea of ordering a love doll from an American company, not because you ain’t patriotic, but because of the prices. There’s a reason people buy cheap shit on Wish, kind of like how they buy cheap sex dolls from overseas companies. Even the most well-intentioned American business has to charge more to cover their own costs, but hey, it ain’t so bad with these guys.
I’d say these guys offer a nice selection of solidly mid-priced dolls. You can get one under a grand, especially when they’re running sales like the Valentine's Day special going on as I type this up. The most common prices on the site are between $1000 and $1500. They ain’t the cheapest on the market, but they’re not the exorbitant prices you’d pay for a Real Doll. If you’re looking to maximize the bang for your buck, this shop’s a good option.
The dropdown menu out front gives you quick access to their Moving Ass Sex Dolls, Their Dick Sucking Sex Dolls, Artificial Intelligence and Fantasy Collection. There’s even a Porn Stars section where the dolls are based on living, breathing women who you may have already fapped to. They’ve currently only got a model based on Romi Chase, but it looks gorgeous, thick and fuckable, just like the real Romi.
I wasn’t sure where to start looking, so I checked out this week’s best selling OnlyDolls. These included petite blondes and redheads, huge-jugged anime-haired bimbos, and a little fake broad with a big moving ass. There’s a dark-haired babe with nice E cups running for eight hundo, and a high-tech AI slut at the other end of the spectrum for around $2400.
Their dolls with artificial intelligence are a goddamn miracle of modern technology. They learn your voice, offer programmable dirty talk, moan and even have robotic faces that move when they speak and make different expressions. I remember when heated bodies were the new big thing in futuristic sex dolls. These android bitches have that and much more to offer. Fuck, I may have to get another credit card.
The OnlyDolls.com Fantasy Collection is worth a look if you’ve ever dreamed of fucking an elf girl, a white-fleshed vampire whore or a blue-skinned alien. They don’t have the big-eyed hentai chicks I’ve seen on a couple of the other sites, which ain’t a huge surprise. Manga dolls are a pretty deep niche that probably appeal mostly to weebs who live their mom’s basement, and those dudes can’t usually afford much more than a crusty waifu pillow. OnlyDolls has some Avatar-looking elf dolls, though, which will appeal to sci-fi nerds looking to bang a truly otherworldly chick.
Customization options include skin, nipple, eye, labia, and nail color, vagina style and pubic hair. You can choose smooth feet or tootsies with built-in studs for standing on a rack. Gel-filled breasts are a $50 upgrade, while you can add advanced full body heating or their touch and moan system for about a hundo each. Oh, and by the way, you can split up payments with Sezzle, making it a little bit easier to justify the cost to your wife. (Just kidding. I know you’re a kissless virgin, and that’s okay. You can get some practice with your new toy.)
It should go without saying that the Refund Policy at Only Dolls has some serious limits, pretty much like you’d find on any sex doll website. Overall, I think their rules are fair, and ensure nobody buys a cum-filled big Barbie. You need to inspect the doll as soon as you get it, and definitely before pumping it full of your sperm. If your order is fucked up in some way, they’ll make it right, but only if you haven’t fucked it yet. If you’re too overeager to abide by these basic-ass, industry-standard requirements, well, I can see why you don’t have a real partner.
If you’re in the market for a full-sized companion doll, I’d still advise you to shop around, but OnlyDolls.com is a good joint to keep on your shortlist. They’ve got a nice, wide selection of products, a lot of customization options, and their prices are pretty fucking reasonable for what they’re offering. They’re also one of the better options if you’re in the US and want a high-quality, futuristic fuck toy ASAP and don’t want to shell out the big bucks for a Real Doll. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go see how much I’ve got in my bank account.
OnlyDolls.com calls itself The #1 Sex Doll Marketplace, which is honestly the kind of big-dick brag I expect from any type of shop, video tube, or paysite. The site gets around 40,000 visitors a month, which says something—but what, exactly? Businesses like this get a lot of window shoppers and rubberneckers, which is why I was so eager to have a look myself at what they have to offer. They sell full-size sex dolls of all genders, trannies included, so they’ve got products that should appeal to all kinds of horny Barbie humpers. Let’s see what they’ve got for your old friend ThePornDude.
Sexy Fake Women Shipped from the USA
If you’ve been in the market for a high-quality sex doll or even if you’ve just been curious about them, chances are high that you’ve checked out a few of the sites I’ve reviewed on my list of Sex Doll Shops. These things are a big investment to all but those with the deepest pockets, so you’d be kind of a dumbass not to shop around. OnlyDolls has a nice online storefront, clean and brightly lit without too much clutter out front, making a good first impression even before I began poking around.One of the things I noticed right away, besides all the sexy ladies made of TPE, was that all the text is written in clear English by a native English speaker. It’s a small detail but it has some serious implications. The site’s a little bit easier to navigate and understand than one written in Asian Engrish, but it's the pricing and ship times that you’re going to care about more.
OnlyDolls.com is based out of Florida, which means you can get your sex doll fast if you live in the US. According to their Why Choose Only Dolls page, they ship within days from one of their three US-based warehouses, so you’re not going to be waiting for months as your new lover flops around in a coffin-sized box on the ocean. That said, they offer free shipping to anywhere in the world.
Some of you cheapskates are probably shaking your head at the idea of ordering a love doll from an American company, not because you ain’t patriotic, but because of the prices. There’s a reason people buy cheap shit on Wish, kind of like how they buy cheap sex dolls from overseas companies. Even the most well-intentioned American business has to charge more to cover their own costs, but hey, it ain’t so bad with these guys.
I’d say these guys offer a nice selection of solidly mid-priced dolls. You can get one under a grand, especially when they’re running sales like the Valentine's Day special going on as I type this up. The most common prices on the site are between $1000 and $1500. They ain’t the cheapest on the market, but they’re not the exorbitant prices you’d pay for a Real Doll. If you’re looking to maximize the bang for your buck, this shop’s a good option.
They’re Only Dolls… Or Are They?
If you’ve had a hard time choosing which pocket pussy or Fleshlight to chose from in the past, well, I’ve got some kind of news for you. There’s a wide selection of Only Dolls to choose from. I feel like personal preferences come into play more than they would with one of the smaller gizmos that only simulate a fuckable orifice. Here, you’ll be choosing a toy that appeals not just to your dick’s sense of touch, but your own visual taste in babes.The dropdown menu out front gives you quick access to their Moving Ass Sex Dolls, Their Dick Sucking Sex Dolls, Artificial Intelligence and Fantasy Collection. There’s even a Porn Stars section where the dolls are based on living, breathing women who you may have already fapped to. They’ve currently only got a model based on Romi Chase, but it looks gorgeous, thick and fuckable, just like the real Romi.
I wasn’t sure where to start looking, so I checked out this week’s best selling OnlyDolls. These included petite blondes and redheads, huge-jugged anime-haired bimbos, and a little fake broad with a big moving ass. There’s a dark-haired babe with nice E cups running for eight hundo, and a high-tech AI slut at the other end of the spectrum for around $2400.
Their dolls with artificial intelligence are a goddamn miracle of modern technology. They learn your voice, offer programmable dirty talk, moan and even have robotic faces that move when they speak and make different expressions. I remember when heated bodies were the new big thing in futuristic sex dolls. These android bitches have that and much more to offer. Fuck, I may have to get another credit card.
The OnlyDolls.com Fantasy Collection is worth a look if you’ve ever dreamed of fucking an elf girl, a white-fleshed vampire whore or a blue-skinned alien. They don’t have the big-eyed hentai chicks I’ve seen on a couple of the other sites, which ain’t a huge surprise. Manga dolls are a pretty deep niche that probably appeal mostly to weebs who live their mom’s basement, and those dudes can’t usually afford much more than a crusty waifu pillow. OnlyDolls has some Avatar-looking elf dolls, though, which will appeal to sci-fi nerds looking to bang a truly otherworldly chick.
Why Not Make Her Your Own?
If the OnlyDolls listed on the menu catch your eye but ain’t quite your ideal fap fantasy, have no fear, because you can also customize your own sex doll. If you’re going to shell out big bucks for something to stick your dick into time and time again, you may as well splurge on one that looks exactly like your ideal woman, minus all the talking. Hell, factoring in the cost of dates and personal hygiene, these fake ladies may be cheaper than the real thing.Customization options include skin, nipple, eye, labia, and nail color, vagina style and pubic hair. You can choose smooth feet or tootsies with built-in studs for standing on a rack. Gel-filled breasts are a $50 upgrade, while you can add advanced full body heating or their touch and moan system for about a hundo each. Oh, and by the way, you can split up payments with Sezzle, making it a little bit easier to justify the cost to your wife. (Just kidding. I know you’re a kissless virgin, and that’s okay. You can get some practice with your new toy.)
It should go without saying that the Refund Policy at Only Dolls has some serious limits, pretty much like you’d find on any sex doll website. Overall, I think their rules are fair, and ensure nobody buys a cum-filled big Barbie. You need to inspect the doll as soon as you get it, and definitely before pumping it full of your sperm. If your order is fucked up in some way, they’ll make it right, but only if you haven’t fucked it yet. If you’re too overeager to abide by these basic-ass, industry-standard requirements, well, I can see why you don’t have a real partner.
If you’re in the market for a full-sized companion doll, I’d still advise you to shop around, but OnlyDolls.com is a good joint to keep on your shortlist. They’ve got a nice, wide selection of products, a lot of customization options, and their prices are pretty fucking reasonable for what they’re offering. They’re also one of the better options if you’re in the US and want a high-quality, futuristic fuck toy ASAP and don’t want to shell out the big bucks for a Real Doll. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go see how much I’ve got in my bank account.
- premium full-size sex dolls – male, female and shemale
- fast shipping from the usa
- free shipping worldwide
- decent prices – around $1000-1500 on average
- a wide selection of dolls
- high-tech fake sluts with artificial intelligence
- customizable sex dolls
- pricier than a crusty old gym sock