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I pulled up the Rose Toy Official website this morning, because I’d heard a few things. When your old pal The Porn Dude tells you he had to check a website because of some rumors he heard, it’s a safe bet those rumors involve massive, body quaking orgasms. The question today is just who is going to get those mind-blowing big O’s; will it be you, your girlfriend, or the both of you at the same time?
I’ve got a couple dozen online sex toy shops ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude, and I’ll tell you right now RoseToy-Official.com is something of an outlier in the industry. Most of the companies coming up with brand-new masturbation gadgets are aiming their products primarily at dudes, but that ain’t the case here. These guys sell a range of adult products for everyone, with a titular product made special for ladies. The site gets a couple hundred thousand visitors a month, which suggests a whole lot of sexy, intimate moments around the world. You up for creating your own?
Typically, if I’m reviewing some newfangled sex toy, it’s an expensive dick stroker with some variation on the old buzz, jerk, spin and suck technology. If you want to know the truth, I spent my first 30 seconds or so looking at the RoseToy-Official front page and wondering, “How am I supposed to fit my dick in that?” It’s just an expectation set by the market, really.
Looking very much like a plastic rose toy you might find at a kid’s princess-themed birthday party, the Rose Toy is an affordable and unique clit stimulator. It doesn’t look at all like similar products I’ve seen on the market, making for easy covert placement in your bedside table drawer or purse. The base model is just $37 as I type this up, too, which is less than you’d pay for a high-end dildo. It is worth mentioning there’s a $74.99 price tag crossed out, and I’m not sure if and when they’ll be asking that “regular” price.
I know that most of my visitors around here are dudes, but you should consider buying one of these things for your wife or just to keep on hand. I’ve said it a million times, but sex toys for women are nothing for a dude to be afraid of. To the contrary, they can spice up your sex lives in a big way. If there’s any doubt at all, check out my work at PornDudeCasting when I let my guests dig into my toybox!
The RoseToy-Official demo videos are worth a look. It’s got 7 suction patterns, and they show off the power by dipping it in water and letting the droplets fly. “The rotating airflow generated by the internal vibration sucks and teases the clitoris. The rose toy mimics perfect oral sex,” reads the description. It’s waterproof, medical-grade silicone and USB-rechargable, just like you want out of a modern sex toy.
I like how so many of RoseToy-Official’s products have a rose built into the design. That’s some solid branding, my dudes, like printing a picture of your big cartoon head on all the merch you’re putting out. (By the way, have you checked out the PornDudeShop lately?) Their cock-ring clit stimulators, magic wands and other devices often have a stylized floral touch to them. It’s very feminine, if you ask me, so they’re perfect for stimulating your naughty bits.
It probably won’t come as a huge surprise given the general theme of Rose Toy Official, but they’ve got a truly extensive range of products for women. The full lineup includes just over 1600 gizmos, doodads and nicknacks designed for getting those juices flowing. The selection is so wide that you’ll probably want to use those dropdown menus to dial in exactly what you’re looking for.
So, what’ll it be? They’ve got around 50 realistic dildos, over 130 that vibrate, and a dozen made of glass if you’re feeling fancy. There are sections full of strap-ons and double-ended dildos, 30 made for your asshole, and 16 fantasy dildos styled after tentacles, vegetables and alien appendages.
RoseToy-Official.com even has a couple dozen automatic thrusting sex machines. If you’ve seen these bad boys on the webcam sites and BDSM tubes and wondered where they came from, well, look no further. The nicer units might cost you a few hundred bucks, a pretty penny, but they’ve got auto-humpers starting at under a hundo if you’re hard up for a robotic pounding.
As with the female masturbators, prices are fucking solid, with automated dick-strokers starting at under a hundred bucks. I really wonder if the prices will go up as RoseToy-Official.com grows in popularity. Similar products sold by bigger names like Tenga could cost twice as much, easily, making some of these price tags feel like a real steal. Those 3-in-1 Mouth Vagina Anus fap sleeves are looking mighty appealing at around $30 each.
There’s an aisle of Realistic Butts, but it’s clearly not one of the shop’s specialties. They’ve only got a few, and they’re tiny. If you’re in the market for a synthetic companion, full body or partial, I’d recommend a look at my list of Sex Doll Shops here at ThePornDude. Those can be a pretty big fucking investment, so you should really shop around at some of the bigger, better stores before pulling the trigger.
The lack of sex dolls is a minor complaint, and expected given Rose Toy Official’s primary focus on female masturbation devices. A lot of the site’s perks apply to everyone and everything they sell, though. For example, they offer free shipping on orders over $69. Nice! You typically get your new toys in just a few days.
There’s also some kind of bulk rewards program, though I couldn’t tell if it’s a regular feature or just a special they’re running. As I type this up, they’re offering bigger and bigger discounts depending on how much you spend. Drop $139 and you save $20; spend $199 and save $50.
Do I really have to go over the return policy? You know the deal: nobody’s taking back anything you already touched your genitals with. Consult the return policy if there are any questions, but really, you’re only eligible for something if there’s a fuckup along the way--unless the fuckup is your fault, in which case you get nothing.
The range of products and the affordable prices at RoseToy-Official.com make the shop an easy recommendation for anybody in the market for some new adult doodads, but I’d say those titular Rose Toys are still the star of the show around here. These guys make an awesome range of unique clit suckers that have been making a ton of buzz lately—literally. If you’re looking for a gift for your special lady or just want to get yourself off on your lunch break, well, these guys can definitely help you out.
I’ve got a couple dozen online sex toy shops ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude, and I’ll tell you right now RoseToy-Official.com is something of an outlier in the industry. Most of the companies coming up with brand-new masturbation gadgets are aiming their products primarily at dudes, but that ain’t the case here. These guys sell a range of adult products for everyone, with a titular product made special for ladies. The site gets a couple hundred thousand visitors a month, which suggests a whole lot of sexy, intimate moments around the world. You up for creating your own?
Let’s Talk About That Rose Toy, Officially
What do you think of when you think of female masturbation toys? For decades, they’ve come in really just a couple different common styles. There are realistic dildos, smoother vibrating obelisks, as well as vibrators that try to conceal their purpose by looking less like penises. Clit stimulators are becoming more common, but it’s still something of an underserved niche.Typically, if I’m reviewing some newfangled sex toy, it’s an expensive dick stroker with some variation on the old buzz, jerk, spin and suck technology. If you want to know the truth, I spent my first 30 seconds or so looking at the RoseToy-Official front page and wondering, “How am I supposed to fit my dick in that?” It’s just an expectation set by the market, really.
Looking very much like a plastic rose toy you might find at a kid’s princess-themed birthday party, the Rose Toy is an affordable and unique clit stimulator. It doesn’t look at all like similar products I’ve seen on the market, making for easy covert placement in your bedside table drawer or purse. The base model is just $37 as I type this up, too, which is less than you’d pay for a high-end dildo. It is worth mentioning there’s a $74.99 price tag crossed out, and I’m not sure if and when they’ll be asking that “regular” price.
I know that most of my visitors around here are dudes, but you should consider buying one of these things for your wife or just to keep on hand. I’ve said it a million times, but sex toys for women are nothing for a dude to be afraid of. To the contrary, they can spice up your sex lives in a big way. If there’s any doubt at all, check out my work at PornDudeCasting when I let my guests dig into my toybox!
The RoseToy-Official demo videos are worth a look. It’s got 7 suction patterns, and they show off the power by dipping it in water and letting the droplets fly. “The rotating airflow generated by the internal vibration sucks and teases the clitoris. The rose toy mimics perfect oral sex,” reads the description. It’s waterproof, medical-grade silicone and USB-rechargable, just like you want out of a modern sex toy.
And a Whole Lot More for the Ladies
But what if you have more than $37 to spend, or just want an even more intense, orgasmic experience? No shit, Rose Toy Official actually has over 300 Rose Toys in their aisle dedicated to the gizmos. You can get one with an attached thrusting vibrator, splurge on one that looks like a mouth, or get super happy with a floppy tongue between the pedals.I like how so many of RoseToy-Official’s products have a rose built into the design. That’s some solid branding, my dudes, like printing a picture of your big cartoon head on all the merch you’re putting out. (By the way, have you checked out the PornDudeShop lately?) Their cock-ring clit stimulators, magic wands and other devices often have a stylized floral touch to them. It’s very feminine, if you ask me, so they’re perfect for stimulating your naughty bits.
It probably won’t come as a huge surprise given the general theme of Rose Toy Official, but they’ve got a truly extensive range of products for women. The full lineup includes just over 1600 gizmos, doodads and nicknacks designed for getting those juices flowing. The selection is so wide that you’ll probably want to use those dropdown menus to dial in exactly what you’re looking for.
So, what’ll it be? They’ve got around 50 realistic dildos, over 130 that vibrate, and a dozen made of glass if you’re feeling fancy. There are sections full of strap-ons and double-ended dildos, 30 made for your asshole, and 16 fantasy dildos styled after tentacles, vegetables and alien appendages.
RoseToy-Official.com even has a couple dozen automatic thrusting sex machines. If you’ve seen these bad boys on the webcam sites and BDSM tubes and wondered where they came from, well, look no further. The nicer units might cost you a few hundred bucks, a pretty penny, but they’ve got auto-humpers starting at under a hundo if you’re hard up for a robotic pounding.
And Let’s Not Neglect the Horny Dudes
If you’re a dude without a partner to touch with a rose toy, no worries, as RoseToy Official also carries 700+ products aimed at horny men. Some of the gadgets, like the clit stimulator cock rings, have that rose design I mentioned a few times already. Ever wished your Fleshlight looked a little more like a flower?As with the female masturbators, prices are fucking solid, with automated dick-strokers starting at under a hundred bucks. I really wonder if the prices will go up as RoseToy-Official.com grows in popularity. Similar products sold by bigger names like Tenga could cost twice as much, easily, making some of these price tags feel like a real steal. Those 3-in-1 Mouth Vagina Anus fap sleeves are looking mighty appealing at around $30 each.
There’s an aisle of Realistic Butts, but it’s clearly not one of the shop’s specialties. They’ve only got a few, and they’re tiny. If you’re in the market for a synthetic companion, full body or partial, I’d recommend a look at my list of Sex Doll Shops here at ThePornDude. Those can be a pretty big fucking investment, so you should really shop around at some of the bigger, better stores before pulling the trigger.
The lack of sex dolls is a minor complaint, and expected given Rose Toy Official’s primary focus on female masturbation devices. A lot of the site’s perks apply to everyone and everything they sell, though. For example, they offer free shipping on orders over $69. Nice! You typically get your new toys in just a few days.
There’s also some kind of bulk rewards program, though I couldn’t tell if it’s a regular feature or just a special they’re running. As I type this up, they’re offering bigger and bigger discounts depending on how much you spend. Drop $139 and you save $20; spend $199 and save $50.
Do I really have to go over the return policy? You know the deal: nobody’s taking back anything you already touched your genitals with. Consult the return policy if there are any questions, but really, you’re only eligible for something if there’s a fuckup along the way--unless the fuckup is your fault, in which case you get nothing.
The range of products and the affordable prices at RoseToy-Official.com make the shop an easy recommendation for anybody in the market for some new adult doodads, but I’d say those titular Rose Toys are still the star of the show around here. These guys make an awesome range of unique clit suckers that have been making a ton of buzz lately—literally. If you’re looking for a gift for your special lady or just want to get yourself off on your lunch break, well, these guys can definitely help you out.
- adult toys for men, women and couples
- unique, affordable rose-shaped clit massagers
- a very wide range of products for women (1600+ listings)
- a solid range of products for dudes, too
- free shipping on orders $69+
- so hard to choose