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Link: https://www.stuffintwats.com
StuffInTwats.com! How poetic! Doesn't it make you wonder what hides behind such an artistic website name? I think that I know what the page is all about, but then again, there is a dose of mysticism to it that just won't let me rest until I find out the truth. Stuff in twats! It even rhymes a little. What a symphony!
No, I am not out of my fucking mind. I genuinely think that choosing a memorable name for a website is already half the job. Yeah, maybe something like Pussy Toying or Pussy Joys would sound less raw and more appealing, but it is what it is. Chicks shove stuff inside their twats, and the page chooses the crude "call it like you see it" approach. Nothing wrong with it! Here comes the review!
I dig the whole "stick with the things that work" ordeal, and I could find an excuse for the couple that's behind stuffintwats.com. Namely, stuffintwats.com is a part of the renowned ChickPass Network that is recognizable for amateur content. Maybe a modern design wouldn't fit into the theme of desperate chicks and horny housewives shoving bananas up their holes. Hey, at least it looks good on a smartphone.
The thumbnails don't show any preview. The page chooses to show a couple of amateur-looking photos instead of a proper slideshow or a trailer, and the About us section doesn't exist. I know that stuffintwats.com is a premium website, but if I didn't know this for a fact because I've heard about the website before, I could have sworn that it was a tube page. Yeah, I am a rude fucker! Deal with it! However, the majority of newer flicks show chicks with proper, real dildos. Maybe, instead of investing the membership dough into the proper design, the webmasters decided to invest in new props. A stupid idea that I choose to believe in!
Two sentences that are supposed to be a video description. C'mon now, stuffintwats.com, you can do better than that! Too short and unimaginative! Each video shows the pornstars' names, which is always a good thing, as well as the list of tags. My dear April strokes her pearl in 1080p, and it looks like other hotties on stuffintwats.com follow the same principle. You can actually click on a tag to see a list of videos containing the tag, which is a cool way to filter the content and find something to meet your needs.
Back to April. What?! No trailer! I have to sign-up and make the payment to watch shitty trailers! Let me get one thing straight! I don't give a fuck about some stinky trailer. I don't need them since I have access to every XXX joint on this lousy planet! But what about pure mortals who want to test the waters before making the purchase? I am gonna let this one go because stuffintwats.com does offer a cheap trial period. On the other hand, many other premium websites allow people to watch trailers, and it hasn't ruined their money-making business!
It's obvious that stuffintwats.com has come a long way since the launching date, especially when it comes to the pornstars or, better said, pornstar wannabes. The latest scenes feature tattooed chicks, blonde bimbos in costumes that pay the same amount of attention to both fuck holes, some foot sucking, and plenty of DP. I mean, one can only go to certain lengths when it comes to a certain fetish, and stuffintwats.com focuses on solo shows. No dicks to spice things up, but the chicks cope just fine.
Speaking of pornstars, the majority of them shooting for stuffintwats.com are amateurs, with a couple of exceptions here and there. Vanna Bardot and Tori Black are some of the famous names I saw on the first page, and the list is too big for me to explore it thoroughly. I mean, who has enough time on his hands to look at around 600 chick names? All that matters is that the stars come with a short bio and some measurements, and the list of featuring uploads.
The filtering tools are applied to the photo galleries as well. Each flick comes with a set of photos, and the number of pics galleries ranges from 30is to around 120. Of course, paying members get to download adult galleries as ZIP files.
In case you shitheads still haven't figured it out, stuffintwats.com specializes in amateur solo scenes, brings new videos on a regular basis, gives its best to provide its members with diversity, gives them plenty of filtering tools to play with, and allows them to stream/download videos and galleries without any limitations. How does that sound?
C'mon now, a website of such a cool name deserves a chance! Nothing about stuffintwats.com is polished, luxurious, and sophisticated, but we are not here to sugarcoat it. The hoes rub their cunts and shove the greasiest, biggest of toys up their sloppy holes, cumming hard and loud! That's what this place is all about!
StuffInTwats.com! How poetic! Doesn't it make you wonder what hides behind such an artistic website name? I think that I know what the page is all about, but then again, there is a dose of mysticism to it that just won't let me rest until I find out the truth. Stuff in twats! It even rhymes a little. What a symphony!
No, I am not out of my fucking mind. I genuinely think that choosing a memorable name for a website is already half the job. Yeah, maybe something like Pussy Toying or Pussy Joys would sound less raw and more appealing, but it is what it is. Chicks shove stuff inside their twats, and the page chooses the crude "call it like you see it" approach. Nothing wrong with it! Here comes the review!
Someone is superstitious!
Stuffintwats.com was launched somewhere in 2006. The good news is that the website has been up and running for quite some time, managing to stay afloat despite the harsh competition, but the bad news is that the current design seems to be the original one. Someone behind this place hit it off well and decided to keep things as they are, believing that an obsolete-looking design would help them keep the regular "customers." I hate the purple background and everything regarding the design. Stuffintwats.com is in desperate need of a proper web designer! Even the font is ugly as hell!I dig the whole "stick with the things that work" ordeal, and I could find an excuse for the couple that's behind stuffintwats.com. Namely, stuffintwats.com is a part of the renowned ChickPass Network that is recognizable for amateur content. Maybe a modern design wouldn't fit into the theme of desperate chicks and horny housewives shoving bananas up their holes. Hey, at least it looks good on a smartphone.
The thumbnails don't show any preview. The page chooses to show a couple of amateur-looking photos instead of a proper slideshow or a trailer, and the About us section doesn't exist. I know that stuffintwats.com is a premium website, but if I didn't know this for a fact because I've heard about the website before, I could have sworn that it was a tube page. Yeah, I am a rude fucker! Deal with it! However, the majority of newer flicks show chicks with proper, real dildos. Maybe, instead of investing the membership dough into the proper design, the webmasters decided to invest in new props. A stupid idea that I choose to believe in!
Time to focus on the content
Hmm, seven videos were added to the collection in the last seven days! Someone is looking good! Another thing that was obvious on the homepage is that the majority of flicks are around 15 minutes long, more or less. I guess it's enough since the scenes show solo sessions only. I am scrolling down the homepage, and the thing that catches my eye is the most popular movie on stuffintwats.com. I need to see it! It's a 10-minute-long vid featuring a brunette bimbo April Olsen.Two sentences that are supposed to be a video description. C'mon now, stuffintwats.com, you can do better than that! Too short and unimaginative! Each video shows the pornstars' names, which is always a good thing, as well as the list of tags. My dear April strokes her pearl in 1080p, and it looks like other hotties on stuffintwats.com follow the same principle. You can actually click on a tag to see a list of videos containing the tag, which is a cool way to filter the content and find something to meet your needs.
Back to April. What?! No trailer! I have to sign-up and make the payment to watch shitty trailers! Let me get one thing straight! I don't give a fuck about some stinky trailer. I don't need them since I have access to every XXX joint on this lousy planet! But what about pure mortals who want to test the waters before making the purchase? I am gonna let this one go because stuffintwats.com does offer a cheap trial period. On the other hand, many other premium websites allow people to watch trailers, and it hasn't ruined their money-making business!
Breathe in, breathe out
So, to calm myself down, I am looking at the collection, determined to focus on what's important. Stuffintwats.com counts a total of 2,263 videos at the time of this review, and the collection grows every single day. However, I am on the last page, looking at some old solo shows from 2008. I think that one of these MILFs is actually one of the webmasters. The older scenes seem to be of lower picture quality, but I dig raw stuff like pumping your cunt with corn cob or pouring red wine all over a pair of saggy, big tits on a kitchen floor.It's obvious that stuffintwats.com has come a long way since the launching date, especially when it comes to the pornstars or, better said, pornstar wannabes. The latest scenes feature tattooed chicks, blonde bimbos in costumes that pay the same amount of attention to both fuck holes, some foot sucking, and plenty of DP. I mean, one can only go to certain lengths when it comes to a certain fetish, and stuffintwats.com focuses on solo shows. No dicks to spice things up, but the chicks cope just fine.
Speaking of pornstars, the majority of them shooting for stuffintwats.com are amateurs, with a couple of exceptions here and there. Vanna Bardot and Tori Black are some of the famous names I saw on the first page, and the list is too big for me to explore it thoroughly. I mean, who has enough time on his hands to look at around 600 chick names? All that matters is that the stars come with a short bio and some measurements, and the list of featuring uploads.
I'm loving the filters
The filtering tools are fucking amazing. First of all, the list of models is one of the ways to sort the collection out. Secondly, the filters box on top of the collection opens a full list of categories, bringing up stuff like 4K porn, messy, mature, small tits, mature, and Asian. Categories like threesome and creampie confused me because stuffintwats.com doesn't show that shit and the categories were empty, but maybe it's some kind of a project in progress. I am not gonna complain about every single thing I see on stuffintwats.com! Not my style!The filtering tools are applied to the photo galleries as well. Each flick comes with a set of photos, and the number of pics galleries ranges from 30is to around 120. Of course, paying members get to download adult galleries as ZIP files.
Here comes the pricing
$2.95 for a two-day trial is a bargain, especially since this plan gets you full access. In most cases, the trial period unlocks the newest flicks only, but stuffintwats.com went generous with this one. Your second option is to go with the monthly membership and spend $24.95 on it. The next membership plan unlocks stuffintwats.com for three months, and its price is $49.95. The one-year membership will cost you $6.67, or $79.95 in total. To proceed with the payment, you need to sign-up, and that's such a simple process that all explanations would be nothing but bullshitting.In case you shitheads still haven't figured it out, stuffintwats.com specializes in amateur solo scenes, brings new videos on a regular basis, gives its best to provide its members with diversity, gives them plenty of filtering tools to play with, and allows them to stream/download videos and galleries without any limitations. How does that sound?
Not much left to say
After the crappy first impression, I started to realize that stuffintwats.com ain’t that bad. It sticks to its guns, nurtures its bullshit color palette choices, and does what can be done in terms of diversity. Hey, for the price of one membership, you gain access to the whole ChickPass network, and that's something I was saving for the end, only to show you that spending a couple of bucks on this joint is worth it.C'mon now, a website of such a cool name deserves a chance! Nothing about stuffintwats.com is polished, luxurious, and sophisticated, but we are not here to sugarcoat it. The hoes rub their cunts and shove the greasiest, biggest of toys up their sloppy holes, cumming hard and loud! That's what this place is all about!
- new updates come on a regular basis
- lots of cool filtering tools
- members get to stream and download movies and xxx galleries
- an obsolete website design
- all content is exclusive