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It's time to take a deep breath, close your eyes, and thank the almighty that you are living in a platinum age of porn! Praise the lord! If you picture crazy black dudes and fat mamas shaking their big tits in a church while singing gospel in unison, something is wrong with you. On the other hand, I am sure that all of God's people would approve of masturbation. It doesn't hurt anyone besides your right wrist, and you clear your mind from twisted thoughts. Yeah, all good baby-making material goes to the trash, but there's a solution for that issue too. Creampies!



I've already reviewed a shit ton of categories on sxyprn.com and went above and beyond to be as rude as possible (because that entertains my pervy crowd), but today I decided to focus on one category that anyone would approve of. Sxyprn.com/masturbation.html, the place that is both educational and hot. Watch these goddamn videos that are sure to help you find that G-spot quicker and learn the subtle art of cock stroking, and I am gonna do the rest. I am gonna show you how a good tube website is supposed to work. Here we go!

The importance of first impressions​

Let's say that this is the first time I ever laid eyes on sxyprn.com/masturbation.html. The thing that greets me on the page is a blank gray page with a cross-eye smiley. Not good! So very wrong! When you scroll down the page, things start to look way better, but the error message is annoying as hell. The same goes for the ads that invade the upper part of the homepage. While I am writing, the tab with sxyprn.com/masturbation.html keeps flashing, giving me a headache! Not cool, and definitely not appealing. However, this is not the first time I am here. I know that sxyprn.com has plenty of fine things to offer.




Cory Chase, for example. This MILF is one of my favorite hoes, and she magically appeared on the first page and made my fucking day! This review is soon gonna take a totally different, way better road. Mark my words! So, the Cory video comes from Nubiles Porn. The thumbnail shows a short video preview, making me understand that Cory is not alone on her hunt for dicks. There's another significantly younger 18+ hoe that joins the MILF and two studs. Then, two bitches ride two dongs in unison. Wait, this is a foursome, not a masturbation scene! Just so you know, fuckers, all videos with an element of masturbation end up on sxyprn.com/masturbation.html.

Plenty of info right there on the homepage​

Before you even play a flick, you'll know which sluts you are about to see, the studio name, running time, and the number of views. The upload dates are also there, revealing that new videos are uploaded to the masturbation category on sxyprn.com multiple times a week. The black background is another cool asset of sxyprn.com/masturbation.html because it makes the whole ad ordeal a lot more tolerable. The commercials and pop-ups are fucking everywhere, and I hope that you won't be confused with that shit while you are searching for your kind of content. One can only hope, right?




I tried to play one random vid, and guess what happened? I ended up for the ad for Bing. The last time I saw that shit was in pre-school! Anyhow, I am watching a full-length video, a 50-minute long one, featuring that brunette smasher Kenzie Madison. This shit is HD. Pretty damn impressive! Whenever I try to skip to the blowjob or ass banging, I have to put up with a new ad. Skip this mothafucking shit! Some good POV-style drilling that ends with ...the player is so fucking annoying, not showing the progress bar properly. Let's say it ends with a creampie! The video is dang hot, but what does it have to do with masturbation?

Unlimited streaming and downloading​

I would be lying if I told you that sxyprn.com/masturbation.html was a piece of shit. It's a good page, offering all visitors the chance to stream and download videos without any limitations for free. The page is a mess, but it's neatly sectioned out at the same time. Now, streaming is a piece of cake, but what about downloading?




I suggest you arm yourself with some fine malware protection because torrents are notorious for that machine-busting shit. If you are a 90's child, you pretty much know how things work. You want a proper link with loads of seeders and leechers, and you want to know the file size. You'll have that kind of information on your screen. Don't worry about that.



8.3K videos in the masturbation stash at the time of this review. If I remember right, the page was launched somewhere in 2014. The site boasts millions of views every single month and a crazy stash of all sorts of porn. The daily updates infuse a fresh dose of thrill into this immense xxx library, and the same applies to the masturbation category.



Now, I want to focus on the filtering tools. I mean, what could a fucker do with over 8K porn without any tools to sort that shit out! I guess you could just wank off to anything you stumble upon, but you are that kind of guy. You are a member of TPD's refined army of worshippers, although you are a dickhead. Something like sxyprn.com/masturbation.html, hot and damn annoying at the same time!

Let's do some basic sorting​

At the top of the sxyprn.com/masturbation.html collection, you are gonna see stuff like the newest, trending, views, and orgasmic. These are the first tools that were created to help horny cheapskates find the content of their dick's liking. I already dealt with the newest flicks and busted a nut to my dear Cory, but now is the time to check out the most viewed stash and see what sxyprn.com/masturbation.html fans are into. I bet it's not a solo show featuring a chubby slut and a dildo!




307K fuckers have viewed some Colmax video featuring cops and swingers. The video is over one-hour long and features some European hoes. Skip, skip, skip the goddamn ad! Surprisingly, this is an SD video, shot in a dark room with a mediocre camera, featuring plain-looking milfs. She has a fat ass, and he has a condom on, no anal. Meh! I often get surprised by the shit that arouses so many people. In most cases, I struggle to relate.



Below the newest and trending bar, you'll find a list of subcategories, or tags, that are sure to help you out big time. If you are really bothered by a plethora of gangbangs, swingers, and threesome sex, and you really want to watch masturbation and nothing but masturbation, you could go with the solo masturbation tag. In that case, you'll have 1.5 flicks at your disposal.



The scenes of anal masturbation are rarer, and sxyprn.com/masturbation.html has only around 150 of these. Around 500 live show replays are there, too, featuring nothing but one pussy and a couple of adult toys. On each thumbnail, you'll see more tags. Simply click on the one of your interest, and the page will take you straight to your prize. I went with squirting and ended up with 1K vids. More than enough, if you ask me!

It's all great when you learn to ignore the ads​

There's a reason behind all these repetitive reviews on sxyprn.com. I think that each of the site's categories has enough porn on its own to cater to millions of horny dicks. Sxyprn.com/masturbation.html is an enormous source of videos that are both streamable and downloadable, and that is the best asset of this place. The page is as informative as it gets, and it allows all people to enjoy the content without any limitations. You don't even have to sign up unless you want to leave comments. Not worth it!




So, dudes, one more time, you've come to me asking for advice. The truth is that sxyprn.com/masturbation.html is the next best thing to premium websites. Nothing you have to do except going through a couple of filtering tools to narrow down your search. I wouldn't be dealing with that shit if I were you! It's too much work, and all videos are hot anyways! No amateur, toothless grannies, and no grainy flicks. Good-looking vids featuring bomb sluts! That is what sxyprn.com/masturbation.html is all about! Sayonara!

• over 8k masturbation porn
• videos can be downloaded for free
• daily updates
• a shitload of pesky ads