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Are you looking for a TS Masseur? If not, well, you may have taken a wrong turn somewhere along the line, but I’m sure I have something for you here at ThePornDude if you poke around a bit. Today, I will be talking about professional pokers and prodders, strokers, and suckers—with big dicks, to boot. This next website aims to get you in touch with precisely the tranny rubdown artists, shemale erotic masseurs, and, yeah, TS escorts, too. It’s right there in the name, folks, so there’s really no excuse for any confusion.
Of course, not every website lives up to its own self-hype, and that’s why I’ve made it my mission to rank and review these things. Today, we’ll be looking at TSMasseur.com, a massive directory of trans escorts, massage artists, and other penis-related professionals. The joint gets a few hundred thousand visits a month, so I had a feeling going in that the pickings would be good. Well, let’s find out for sure.
Whoever’s running TSMasseur, on the other hand, wants to make a good impression right from the jump. They’ve achieved that with a slick purple-on-white design that looks professional and classy as fuck. The only thing missing is a chandelier and some lavender velvet curtains.
Enough about the layout, though, because that isn’t why you’re here, is it? You’re here for those titular TS Masseurs who are plastered all over the page. I was immediately greeted by a sexy-looking blonde wearing a BDSM strappy leather thing, giving fuck-me eyes in a featured listing at the top of the page. Scrolling down, I saw a nice, wide variety of TS escorts and masseurs available for incalls and outcalls. There are MILFy blondes, slutty looking Asians, freaky goth trans girls, and elegant redheads hiding dicks somewhere off-camera.
The site works off your location data, so my front-page view is full of American professionals. If you’re somewhere else in the world, though, worry not because they’ve got thousands of listings around the globe. By default, your searches will list the escorts closest to you first. In addition, their full location page breaks down the world by continent, country, and city, so you can find a date tonight whether you’re in Manila, Dubrovnik, Lisbon, or Kyiv. I’m actually writing this as Russia rolls into that latter city, but life goes on: you’ve still got a couple of dozen big-dicked women willing to rub you down. Finally, some fucking good news. (Emphasis on the “fucking” in this case.)
It’s worth noting that TSMasseur.com has a no-nudity policy. “TSMasseur keeps it G-rated – Certified Masseurs welcome!” reads the Features page, though they go on to mention private picture galleries for masseurs offering sensual or erotic massages. Of course, I’m not sure your boss would call all those shemale lingerie shots “G-rated,” but there isn’t the pretty open stash of free fap fodder you find on similar websites.
I clicked on a Latina with big lips and dark mascara, which brought me to her TSMasseur.com profile page. She’s got multiple hot photos, which again isn’t exactly G-rated but don’t cross the line into real nudity. Unfortunately, I can’t see her dick, but what a rack! There’s also a private gallery listed below, though, that requires a premium client membership to see without permission from the masseur.
You don’t have to sign up or log in to view contact info, though. Her phone number and a Google map of her location are available at a click, or I can even email her through TSMasseur. That’s if her services sound appealing, and yeah, they do. This t-girl offers therapeutic, sensual, and erotic massages, doing incalls for $250 and outcalls for $500. I like that TS Masseur has a couple of fields for Health Status; this one is HIV negative and has already had COVID. A couple of years into the pandemic, I’m surprised I don’t see a COVID status box on more escort directories. TSMasseur listings let you know your escort/masseur’s vax status without having to ask. Why isn’t this standard everywhere?
In keeping with the “G-rated” premise behind the website, listings are not explicit. And while some sites will let the escorts get into filthy detail about what they’re willing to do and what they aren’t, this one will require a little bit of guesswork and just regular old-fashioned communication. The key is in the Massage Types box; if she doesn’t mention Erotic massages, she probably isn’t going to piss on your face for a couple of hundreds.
TSMasseur.com lets users submit reviews of the massage providers and escorts on the site. Scrolling to the bottom of the Latina tranny’s profile, I see she’s only got one review, but it’s a five-star review. Well, the dude only wrote a couple of short sentences about seeing her a lot, her excellent oral skills, and top-shelf T&A. But the reviews have baked-in fields, so you know exactly how much the reviewer paid, how long they booked versus actual session time, atmosphere, and whether or not the photos are accurate. I love those extra boxes because when left to their own devices, reviewers on other sites usually give a few vague words on whether the experience was good or bad.
The catch is that you’ve got to sign up for an account to write a review. This is kind of a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it discourages fake reviews because members have to confirm their email and then verify their age. But, on the other hand, it means you’re not going to get reviews from the clients who won’t sign up for an account. I’m a professional pervert, so I don’t mind giving up an email address and an identity, but it isn’t always so simple if you’re fucking around on the computer you share with your wife and offspring.
Overall, though, the client review setup on TS Masseur is superior to almost any other site of its kind, trans-oriented or otherwise. If every escort site were built like this one, it would make a lot of people happy—clients and providers alike. There’d be fewer rip-offs or bad connections, to say the very least.
That vibe extends throughout the whole thing: this is just a really well-built escort/masseur directory. Besides the reviews, I appreciate the COVID-19 status and the site’s organization to make it easy to find what you’re into. The presentation is fucking beautiful and professional. I can say without bullshitting that I wish more escort sites would implement similar feature sets. My only complaint is the “G-rated” concept, which means you don’t get the free porn or super nasty service listings you’ll find elsewhere. Then again, maybe it means you can browse this one at work without getting fired. Don’t quote me on that, but you can tell your boss I said, “Hey.”
TSMasseur.com is an easy recommendation for anybody looking for a TS Masseur or escort. It’s a high-quality directory with a ton of local listings worldwide, all wrapped up in one of the prettiest packages I’ve seen on an escort site lately. At the very least, try typing in your location and see who’s providing services in your area.
Of course, not every website lives up to its own self-hype, and that’s why I’ve made it my mission to rank and review these things. Today, we’ll be looking at TSMasseur.com, a massive directory of trans escorts, massage artists, and other penis-related professionals. The joint gets a few hundred thousand visits a month, so I had a feeling going in that the pickings would be good. Well, let’s find out for sure.
T-Girl Masseuses in Your Neck of the Woods
Unless you’re a brand newbie to the world of erotic services, you’ve probably checked out a few escort directories before. Some are devoted to trans escorts in particular, while others take a more inclusive approach and list the chicks with dicks alongside the chicks without. Either way, it’s wildly evident that not all directories are created equal. More than a couple of them have a barebones look - like the webmasters are barely even trying.Whoever’s running TSMasseur, on the other hand, wants to make a good impression right from the jump. They’ve achieved that with a slick purple-on-white design that looks professional and classy as fuck. The only thing missing is a chandelier and some lavender velvet curtains.
Enough about the layout, though, because that isn’t why you’re here, is it? You’re here for those titular TS Masseurs who are plastered all over the page. I was immediately greeted by a sexy-looking blonde wearing a BDSM strappy leather thing, giving fuck-me eyes in a featured listing at the top of the page. Scrolling down, I saw a nice, wide variety of TS escorts and masseurs available for incalls and outcalls. There are MILFy blondes, slutty looking Asians, freaky goth trans girls, and elegant redheads hiding dicks somewhere off-camera.
The site works off your location data, so my front-page view is full of American professionals. If you’re somewhere else in the world, though, worry not because they’ve got thousands of listings around the globe. By default, your searches will list the escorts closest to you first. In addition, their full location page breaks down the world by continent, country, and city, so you can find a date tonight whether you’re in Manila, Dubrovnik, Lisbon, or Kyiv. I’m actually writing this as Russia rolls into that latter city, but life goes on: you’ve still got a couple of dozen big-dicked women willing to rub you down. Finally, some fucking good news. (Emphasis on the “fucking” in this case.)
It’s worth noting that TSMasseur.com has a no-nudity policy. “TSMasseur keeps it G-rated – Certified Masseurs welcome!” reads the Features page, though they go on to mention private picture galleries for masseurs offering sensual or erotic massages. Of course, I’m not sure your boss would call all those shemale lingerie shots “G-rated,” but there isn’t the pretty open stash of free fap fodder you find on similar websites.
Let’s See Who’s Available Today
I’m in the San Francisco Bay Area this morning, so that’s where I began my search. I typed in my city and immediately had dozens of local listings to check out. There’s a pretty, 30-year-old Asian ladyboy who’s available now, a thick white t-girl with a bubble butt, a tall ebony shemale posing in lingerie, and a trans dominatrix wearing latex in her front-facing profile shot. I haven’t even scrolled halfway down the page.I clicked on a Latina with big lips and dark mascara, which brought me to her TSMasseur.com profile page. She’s got multiple hot photos, which again isn’t exactly G-rated but don’t cross the line into real nudity. Unfortunately, I can’t see her dick, but what a rack! There’s also a private gallery listed below, though, that requires a premium client membership to see without permission from the masseur.
You don’t have to sign up or log in to view contact info, though. Her phone number and a Google map of her location are available at a click, or I can even email her through TSMasseur. That’s if her services sound appealing, and yeah, they do. This t-girl offers therapeutic, sensual, and erotic massages, doing incalls for $250 and outcalls for $500. I like that TS Masseur has a couple of fields for Health Status; this one is HIV negative and has already had COVID. A couple of years into the pandemic, I’m surprised I don’t see a COVID status box on more escort directories. TSMasseur listings let you know your escort/masseur’s vax status without having to ask. Why isn’t this standard everywhere?
In keeping with the “G-rated” premise behind the website, listings are not explicit. And while some sites will let the escorts get into filthy detail about what they’re willing to do and what they aren’t, this one will require a little bit of guesswork and just regular old-fashioned communication. The key is in the Massage Types box; if she doesn’t mention Erotic massages, she probably isn’t going to piss on your face for a couple of hundreds.
But What Do Other Clients Have to Say?
Do you buy things off the internet without reading reviews? Unless you’re like ninety and just figured out how to get online, the chances are you take a look at things like star ratings and reviews. I mean, shit, I don’t have to tell you: you’re reading this on the world’s best directory of ranked and reviewed adult sites. That’s why I think you’ll appreciate this next feature; it has become one of the main things I look for on an escort site.TSMasseur.com lets users submit reviews of the massage providers and escorts on the site. Scrolling to the bottom of the Latina tranny’s profile, I see she’s only got one review, but it’s a five-star review. Well, the dude only wrote a couple of short sentences about seeing her a lot, her excellent oral skills, and top-shelf T&A. But the reviews have baked-in fields, so you know exactly how much the reviewer paid, how long they booked versus actual session time, atmosphere, and whether or not the photos are accurate. I love those extra boxes because when left to their own devices, reviewers on other sites usually give a few vague words on whether the experience was good or bad.
The catch is that you’ve got to sign up for an account to write a review. This is kind of a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it discourages fake reviews because members have to confirm their email and then verify their age. But, on the other hand, it means you’re not going to get reviews from the clients who won’t sign up for an account. I’m a professional pervert, so I don’t mind giving up an email address and an identity, but it isn’t always so simple if you’re fucking around on the computer you share with your wife and offspring.
Overall, though, the client review setup on TS Masseur is superior to almost any other site of its kind, trans-oriented or otherwise. If every escort site were built like this one, it would make a lot of people happy—clients and providers alike. There’d be fewer rip-offs or bad connections, to say the very least.
That vibe extends throughout the whole thing: this is just a really well-built escort/masseur directory. Besides the reviews, I appreciate the COVID-19 status and the site’s organization to make it easy to find what you’re into. The presentation is fucking beautiful and professional. I can say without bullshitting that I wish more escort sites would implement similar feature sets. My only complaint is the “G-rated” concept, which means you don’t get the free porn or super nasty service listings you’ll find elsewhere. Then again, maybe it means you can browse this one at work without getting fired. Don’t quote me on that, but you can tell your boss I said, “Hey.”
TSMasseur.com is an easy recommendation for anybody looking for a TS Masseur or escort. It’s a high-quality directory with a ton of local listings worldwide, all wrapped up in one of the prettiest packages I’ve seen on an escort site lately. At the very least, try typing in your location and see who’s providing services in your area.
- trans escort and masseur directory
- wide variety of professionals
- thousands of listings around the world
- no signup required for contact info
- covid-19 status listed
- non-explicit listings