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Site url

https://www.turboxapp.com/

I know I’m not the only one who saw the TurboXApp domain and immediately remembered all that goddamn paperwork we’ve got to finish by April 15. It’s a funny quirk about how our brains process written language, a little mental shortcut that sometimes malfunctions if we don’t know the word yet. Their app doesn’t actually have anything to do with taxes, and that X ain’t necessarily referencing anything pervy, either. It looks like their brand recognition is steadily increasing, though, so you’ll learn soon enough what they’re hawking, even if you stop reading right here. TurboXApp.com is home to the titular Turbo X App, a VPN service that helps protect your privacy, access blocked content, and even speed up your internet. It’s useful technology for porn-related reasons I’m going to get into, but honestly? I don’t use any public Wi-Fi network without a digital condom, even if I’m just planning on doing some SFW shit like sharing cat memes or giving TurboTax all the information they need to steal my identity. Read on and I’ll tell you why, and how TurboXApp can help.

VPNs, Pornography, and Your Turgid Erection​

It’s a strange time to be a porn fan. Between the rise of OnlyFans, immersive VR fuck flicks and the promise of custom smut wet-dreamed to life by AI, some might say we are living in the absolute golden age of pornography. It usually feels like American culture is more pro-sex than ever before, which is why it’s so fucking surprising that several states have recently taken some serious anti-porn measures. Masturbators in countries like North Korea and the strict Muslim nations have long known about the value of a good VPN, and now my friends in Indiana’s Chicago suburbs do, too. If you don’t want to verify your identity just to look at Pornhub, Turbo X App is one easy way around that video of Cherie DeVille disappointing her fans. A VPN (Virtual Private Network) works by creating a private, encrypted connection between your machine(s) and anything they’re interacting with on the internet. It doesn’t just obscure your identity but your location as well, offering access to blocked sites by making it look like you’re somewhere else. A good VPN has servers all over the place, for a couple reasons. The most obvious is the speed issue, since closer connections tend to be faster, but you can also access content that’s region-locked. VPNs are really popular with streaming video fans whose favorite movies, series and porno films aren’t available in their country. Platforms like Netflix often have totally different selections due to licensing issues, and Japanese porn sites sometimes offer more explicit content to members outside of the Land of the Rising Sun. Some people even use VPNs to get cheaper prices on things thanks to the disparities of global economics.Turbo X App has servers in 6 countries, more than 40 countries and over 200 major cities. That’s going to give you plenty of versatility in how your computer presents itself to the internet, which means high speeds, unblocked content, and maybe even some lower subscription prices from websites who suddenly think you’re Indian. You can even get past that firewall at the office, because really, we should be able to watch a little porn at work. A guy told me that while looking at naked eggs on company time.

Hold Up--This Thing is Free?​

TurboXApp.com has apps for every major platform, including macOS, Windows, Android and iPhone. I don’t see Linux on the list, but the Linux nerds tend to prefer complex command-line apps with a million features the rest of us small brains don’t even understand. Turbo X App was designed to be easy enough for everyone. It's also designed to be accessible to everyone. They offer a legit free VPN plan, which is going to be more than adequate for a lot of the users out there. Free users are limited to one device at a time, but how many screens do you really need to watch porn on right now? I think the bigger bottleneck for free users is going to depend on where you live, because you need a premium membership to get access to their full network of high-speed servers. Memberships start at around ten bucks a month, or about half that price if you spring for a yearly plan. Their Startup package offers unlocks everything for a couple bucks more than the Personal plan, though the cheaper one is probably adequate for most wankers. In any case, the app is sleek, lightweight and simple as hell. I downloaded and installed it on my Macbook Pro in under 30 seconds, though I did need to tweak my system settings a bit to give it the permissions it needed. Once you get it started, though, most users aren’t going to have to do anything at all. If you don’t need a VPN in a specific location, the Automatic mode just picks one that’s going to be fastest for you. For some reason, VPNs sometimes make it as hard to cancel your membership as that gym you haven’t been to in months. I’ve had to “wait in line” over the internet only to talk with what I’m sure was just AI anyway, all just to unsubscribe to a couple of the sketchier VPNs out there. I’m happy to report you can cancel TurboXApp with just a couple clicks. Every membership under the sun should be this easy to opt out of.

Speed Up the Internet While You Do Forearm Reps​

Many of you are reading this review because adult content is blocked in your state, your country, your school or your job. In that case, you probably came here looking for confirmation about the specific features I’ve already mentioned. Yeah, you can use TurboXApp.com to get at those porn sites your mom, your boss or your government is trying to keep from you. In case you couldn’t tell from the name, TurboXApp is also optimized for speed. They make such a big deal about connection speeds on the front page that I didn’t even realize they were selling a VPN at first. The big headline at the top of the screen reads, “Speed up your connection. Anywhere, Anytime”. I think the website could do a better job explaining how it works, because I think a lot of VPN users assume their connection is going to be a little bit slower. After all, everything’s bouncing over an extra server on its way to you and back. TurboXApp has high-end machinery designed to work with a shitload of bandwidth, but that’s not the only reason it can potentially speed up your apps, web browsing, downloading and video streaming. People don’t realize this, but there’s a decent chance your ISP is looking at what you’re doing online and throttling your connection in response. “Unlimited” is a term companies like Comcast use really fucking loosely when describing the bandwidth you’re paying a hundred bucks a month for, and they might slow you down if they decide you’re internetting too hard. By concealing your identity and your internet usage, Turbo X App prevents you from being singled out and punished for whatever you’re up to. Do I really need to explain why a VPN is also useful on a public Wi-Fi network? I barely even trust the manager at McDonald’s to make sure her teenage employees are washing their hands, so there’s no way I’m using their network without encrypting every last thing I do. I like to think of TurboXApp as a private tunnel between my laptop and whatever I want to look at, stretching out and squirming around outside the prying eyes of the whole internet. Remember, it ain’t just the nefarious neckbeard hackers you have to worry about; you get targeted ads because everybody might be watching, including Google, Facebook, Amazon, and OnlyFans. TurboXApp.com ain’t the only VPN out there, but they offer a full-featured app that’ll do the trick without burning a big hole in your wallet. Their free membership is going to be enough for a lot of potential users, and the full premium ride is a hell of a lot cheaper than a typical porn site or even your regular Starbucks fix. You’ll want to use the app while you’re at the coffee shop, too, even if you’re not looking for something to shake your dick at. Now, do you want some privacy online or would you rather show that thing to everybody?

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